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[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibalmemer]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[daamneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[systlin]

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

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[dankmemeuniversity]

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[switchbutch]

A moment of peace

[myanacondadontexist]

the water is so clear….. he’s flying

[strongbow287]

Originally posted by poegostick

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[zephra85]

#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’

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[tinyrats]

ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations

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[aergiaaa]

@muslimfinn

[thistherapylife]

After this week, this gives me faith

[quecksilvereyes]

he’s mirroring! cats do that to be social that’s also why they will lie on laptops or books. they want to do what their humans are doing because they enjoy being in the same room and socializing that way. getting him his own prayer mat was a really good idea bc now he gets to mirror without being in the way!

[magenpies]

The other thing is that cats have a very good sense of time and tend to like regular schedules. If OP’s family members pray every day at the same times, in the same place, the cat knows the drill and probably considers this an official Household Activity which requires Feline Supervision.

[post-brahmanism]

Halal kitty

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[thebestpersonherelovesbucky]

Am… am I Santa??? #puppylove #puppies #puppiesofinstagram #christmas #christmasmusic
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrTQzQYnnaJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g1ur4nl4r45y

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[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is
This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[libri-mysteria]

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

[erikkillmongerdontpullout]

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

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[delladilly]

do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying

#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes

[mrrrl]

I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds.

I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the middle of the pavement.

I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a baby looking over its mother’s shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that astonished stare.

[brittajj26]

- when someone is standing in line and they don’t quite dance to the music playing, but you can SEE their head bop and them mouthing the words

- when someone thinks no one’s paying attention and they sing-talk themselves thru a task

- when they laugh or try to hide a laugh when looking at their phone

[elodieunderglass]

- when someone does the thing where they enter another space (such as a supermarket aisle) striding with total purpose, then suddenly forget what they’re doing/looking for, and stop there looking blank for a millisecond while they reboot. 

- when people are looking for scissors, in their home or in a store, and they make the scissors gesture with their non-dominant hand as an aid to remind them what they’re doing.

- when automatic social interactions glitch, like when you tell a waiter that you hope he enjoys his food too, or tell the stranger on the phone that you love them. 

- the hand gesture people make when they’re thinking at their computer, not typing, and their elbow rests on the table, and they feel the edge of their fingernail with their thumb. This is such a lovely little gesture and to my knowledge I have never seen it in fiction. You’d think it would come up all the time in fic.

- when you’re sharing an experience with a complete stranger (like watching a seagull throw up in public, or waiting for a late train) and you make eye contact, and some comment to each other, and then you guys are, like, ALLIES now. Like you would willingly ride to war to save them. You can’t make eye contact again, but you are very aware of them. 

- just evidence of other people’s rich, baffling and complex inner lives.

[advanced-procrastination]

@ me next time, all of you

[snapslikethis]

@apalapucian feel like you could appreciate this too

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[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[officalryujisakamoto]

What kind of noise is that??

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[hetalia-club]

genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture.

[youretheweenie]

Whole heartily agree

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[thatsthat24]

Finding a Decent Sleep Schedule 🛌

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[reapercollection]

by  Heather Theurer

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Pixie and Brutus

[catchymemes]

Artist @pet_foolery on Instagram

[randomslasher]

I’m living for this

[robotsandfrippary]

Please submit this to Netflix.  I need this as a show so bad.

[tiny-septic-box-sam]

THEY POSTED ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!

Go follow @pet_foolery on Insta seriously their shit is SO good

[writtenbycandy]

THEY POSTED A NEW ONE!!!!

Go follow them on instagram 🌼🌼

[aflyingbrick2]

It keeps getting better

[diepjun]

 indeed. :0

[ragingwerewolfdude]

*deep inhale* 😂😂😂😂😂

[yevonscribbles]

REBLOG AGAIN

[sfngfreak]

[muvataughtme]

😂😂 this is perfect

[weird-ass-heaux]

Always reblog lol

[livingmylifeforme]

[graemoon]

“Oh, look! He found one!”

[kingxfmischief]

@neverparted

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[bloom-a-blog]

Purring